About the "Author"

I like computers, baseball, scotch tape, things that make noises, and writing. I’ve recently acquired an affinity for the game of chess, and I want to play against you. I am very good at procrastinating. There are a lot of people who are jealous of procrastinators, and they will say “Today is only yesterday’s tomorrow.” They are wrong. Today was yesterday’s tomorrow, yesterday. Now it’s tomorrow’s yesterday, and if there’s one thing I could get you to do, it would be to forget yesterday. And since everyday will be a yesterday, it only makes sense that you should just forget everything. Or at least pretend.